Angel Gabriel and the Nigerian

Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to U We
have some Nigerians up here in heaven nd they are causing problems.

They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is already missing,they are
wearing D&G instead of their white robes, they're riding bikes instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven
clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating sunflower and
watermelon seeds and smoking water pipe. Some of them are walking
around with just one wing!'

The Lord said, 'Nigerians are Nigerians. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the devil.'

The Devil answered the phone, 'Hello? hold on a minute.' The Devil
returned to the phone, 'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'
Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're
having down there.'

The Devil said, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said,
'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of
problems are you having down there?' The Devil said, 'Man I don't believe
this.......Hold on.'

This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said,
'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Nigerians have put
out the fire and are trying to install air conditioners. .!!! :) ;) =D